to the tune of johnny cash - hurt:i slurped my gurt today

aprilsonly:

Sexual orientation : Pastel Garnet

sexandtheastrology:

THE CARDINAL SIGNS ARE : ARIES, CANCER,LIBRA, & CAPRICORN

THESE GUYS ARE THE BOSSIEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE ZODIAC. THEY RUN SHIT AND IF THEY’RE NOT THEY’RE NOT GOING TO BE TO HAPPY ABOUT IT. CARDINAL BASICALLY EQUALS LEADER. THEY ARE VERY AMBITIOUS AND THEY HAVE A VERY BUSINESSES / MONEY LOVING MENTALITY. THESE GUYS ARE OLD SCHOOL PEOPLE. THEY ALL WANT THAT PERFECT FAMILY AND THE WHITE PICKET FENCE HOUSE.  THEY VALUE TRADITION AND THEY LOVE FAMILY. SO DO NOT MESS WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND DO NOT EVEN EXPECT TO COME BEFORE THEIR FAMILIES. LOYAL AF TO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.  I THINK THE REASON THEY’RE SO SUCCESSFUL AND GETTING SHIT DONE IS BECAUSE THEY COME FIRST. SELFISH FUCKERS. MIGHT COME OFF VERY FUCKING NARCISSISTIC. THEY’RE VERY SELF ABSORBED BUT IT WORKS FOR THEM CUS THEY’RE GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY. #GOALS. THEY CARE THOUGH. THEY CAN BE A BIT “ME, ME, ME” OBSESSED AND LIKE THEIR OWN PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM BUT THEY CARE FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TOO. JUST DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF THEIR GOALS AND AMBITIONS. 

    Be Jolly:Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn, Libra
    Jingle Your Bells:Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces, Aquarius
    ..its fucking November:Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Gemini

Neko